so, recently, a publicist named Caitlin at Simon and Schuster was promoted to Director of Marketing. i saw this update on LinkedIn and, as you know if you have LinkedIn, i was prompted to congratulate her. i did but, as i was about to send the comment, i noticed a small but fatal typo. i had typed:
“cailtin”
instead of
“caitlin”
in case you didn’t notice the different, that’s
C A I L T I N
instead of
C A I T L I N
I ALMOST CALLED THIS WOMAN A TIN OF KALE
i’m just glad i caught the typo